Thursday, August 21, 2008

Fancy taller

Faster.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Target wanted

I am really excited to get my new rifle. But who would volunteer to be my target?

Thanks!

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Oh does anybody know someone or their relatives that work in airlines or knows travel agents?

If you do, please talk to me.

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So I have come to a solution that my main three hobbies are the following in no particular order:

1. Magic
2. Photography
3. Singing

If you would have ranked me bring number 1 is my favorite and 3 is my 3rd favorite, how would you rank?

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Warning: View Discretion is Advised
So I was flipping through paper and organizing deals, I have noticed that one of them is wet, I found it really interesting, but impossible. Then I noticed it is red, and my hand is red, I was bleeding a lot, I cut myself but I did not even noticed! Cleaned up, when to restroom. Came back, trying to closed the folder, "bam!", when it closed, this time not paper, the metal part almost snapped into my finger, this time even deeper, bleeding instantly, scared the shit out of me. Put the finger in my mouth, asked my co-workers for bandage.

Good lord I need to be careful. People who knows me how important my hands are. Maybe I should get insurance for them.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Disappointing

劉翔 (Liu Xiang) is out!? Are you kidding me!!!???

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Being a "sniper" myself, I am getting a new "rifle" and I am going to "shoot" everyone down.

Friday, August 15, 2008

今天office金句

8/14
"What!? It's not Friday? I thought it is Friday. You just ruined my day."

8/15
"当神我仙呀!?"
"Fuck!"

Last week

I would like to let everyone know that I have eaten 17 plates of sushi two days ago, and my... it was a lot! I felt so full and the two seats beside me and my friend Terence left twice before we finished.

Olympics is heating up because atheletics events are coming up, which means US is going to crawl up in the gold medal list. China, you have to do your best and prove to the world that we are number 1!

Yesterday something kind of interesting happened at the MTR station when I was going online during lunch time. A group of college students approached me and ask if I have a business card because they are playing a game. I gave them mine. When they are walking away, I overheard them saying "Wow, he is a magician."

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Only one more week, and for those who have asked when I am coming back, I will be departuring from Hong Kong on 8/26, you do the Math. I am really excited to get my new doves, creating a new dove act, living in a new apartment and going to school again. I hope this summer experience can help me through school and thus improve my overall grades comparing to last semester. Though there are some up and down in this two months, but I have to admit that this has been the most meaningful summer ever, really opened my eyes to the world. People in university are just like planets in a galaxy. Due to this great experience, I have written a Chinese poem regarding this trip, but since the words are too hard and I am too lazy to look up and words, copy and paste here. I will sure show everyone when I come back.

Cheers.

p.s. Once again, I have made Derren Brown becomes Terence's idol, and he is now super interested in cold reading and NLP. Muahaha.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

It is Olympics, it is time for me to break my own record.

For those of you who did not know, my record of eating sushi is 20 plates (40 pieces) of sushi, and I am planning to at least tie or break the record tomorrow night. Although I look skinny and does not look like I can accumulate a lot of food, but when I am hungry and it comes to food, I am a monster.

I know some of you are telling me not to do it, but do not worry, I am 20 years old, I know when to stop and control myself.

GO CHINA!!! 中国加油!!!
GO CHINA!!! 中国加油!!!
GO CHINA!!! 中国加油!!!
GO CHINA!!! 中国加油!!!
GO CHINA!!! 中国加油!!!
GO CHINA!!! 中国加油!!!
GO CHINA!!! 中国加油!!!
GO CHINA!!! 中国加油!!!

Monday, August 11, 2008

Medal tracker

Should we rank by how many gold medals each country got or how many total medals each country got? Because the official website of Beijing 2008 Summer Olympics ranked by gold medals but SI ranked by total medals.

What do YOU guys think?