Thursday, August 21, 2008

Fancy taller

Faster.

Wednesday, August 20, 2008

Target wanted

I am really excited to get my new rifle. But who would volunteer to be my target?

Thanks!

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Oh does anybody know someone or their relatives that work in airlines or knows travel agents?

If you do, please talk to me.

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So I have come to a solution that my main three hobbies are the following in no particular order:

1. Magic
2. Photography
3. Singing

If you would have ranked me bring number 1 is my favorite and 3 is my 3rd favorite, how would you rank?

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Warning: View Discretion is Advised
So I was flipping through paper and organizing deals, I have noticed that one of them is wet, I found it really interesting, but impossible. Then I noticed it is red, and my hand is red, I was bleeding a lot, I cut myself but I did not even noticed! Cleaned up, when to restroom. Came back, trying to closed the folder, "bam!", when it closed, this time not paper, the metal part almost snapped into my finger, this time even deeper, bleeding instantly, scared the shit out of me. Put the finger in my mouth, asked my co-workers for bandage.

Good lord I need to be careful. People who knows me how important my hands are. Maybe I should get insurance for them.

Monday, August 18, 2008

Disappointing

劉翔 (Liu Xiang) is out!? Are you kidding me!!!???

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Being a "sniper" myself, I am getting a new "rifle" and I am going to "shoot" everyone down.

Friday, August 15, 2008

今天office金句

8/14
"What!? It's not Friday? I thought it is Friday. You just ruined my day."

8/15
"当神我仙呀!?"
"Fuck!"

Last week

I would like to let everyone know that I have eaten 17 plates of sushi two days ago, and my... it was a lot! I felt so full and the two seats beside me and my friend Terence left twice before we finished.

Olympics is heating up because atheletics events are coming up, which means US is going to crawl up in the gold medal list. China, you have to do your best and prove to the world that we are number 1!

Yesterday something kind of interesting happened at the MTR station when I was going online during lunch time. A group of college students approached me and ask if I have a business card because they are playing a game. I gave them mine. When they are walking away, I overheard them saying "Wow, he is a magician."

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Only one more week, and for those who have asked when I am coming back, I will be departuring from Hong Kong on 8/26, you do the Math. I am really excited to get my new doves, creating a new dove act, living in a new apartment and going to school again. I hope this summer experience can help me through school and thus improve my overall grades comparing to last semester. Though there are some up and down in this two months, but I have to admit that this has been the most meaningful summer ever, really opened my eyes to the world. People in university are just like planets in a galaxy. Due to this great experience, I have written a Chinese poem regarding this trip, but since the words are too hard and I am too lazy to look up and words, copy and paste here. I will sure show everyone when I come back.

Cheers.

p.s. Once again, I have made Derren Brown becomes Terence's idol, and he is now super interested in cold reading and NLP. Muahaha.

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

It is Olympics, it is time for me to break my own record.

For those of you who did not know, my record of eating sushi is 20 plates (40 pieces) of sushi, and I am planning to at least tie or break the record tomorrow night. Although I look skinny and does not look like I can accumulate a lot of food, but when I am hungry and it comes to food, I am a monster.

I know some of you are telling me not to do it, but do not worry, I am 20 years old, I know when to stop and control myself.

GO CHINA!!! 中国加油!!!
GO CHINA!!! 中国加油!!!
GO CHINA!!! 中国加油!!!
GO CHINA!!! 中国加油!!!
GO CHINA!!! 中国加油!!!
GO CHINA!!! 中国加油!!!
GO CHINA!!! 中国加油!!!
GO CHINA!!! 中国加油!!!

Monday, August 11, 2008

Medal tracker

Should we rank by how many gold medals each country got or how many total medals each country got? Because the official website of Beijing 2008 Summer Olympics ranked by gold medals but SI ranked by total medals.

What do YOU guys think?

Friday, August 8, 2008

謝安琪 - Binary

謝安琪 - Binary




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Thursday, August 7, 2008

溏心風暴之家好月圓

我爱溏心風暴之家好月圓。

Congratulations to Edsel Chiu.

Funny thing happened today. I got banned from one of Central's Pacific Coffee Company officially today. It happened like this:

I went in and went online as usual. After a while, I assume it is the manager, as it has always been the manager that came over and asked if I want to order something. For the past couple weeks, I dropped the same line, "I will be done really quick." But I remember last time I was arguing with that dumb ass manager saying nobody is using it, so probably this time after I dropped the "I will be done really quick" line, she said "You come here everyday..." I completely ignored her and took off. Funny as hell! I seriously want to go play with that stupid lady again, I wish she will call the police or security to take me out, so that I can leave before they arrive. That would have been funnier. I want to leave a note on the monitor saying this, "I used it again today, but you did not catch me."

Back to work.

勝不驕, 敗不餒!!!

勝不驕, 敗不餒!!!

Calm down

So I have calmed myself down and going back to work again. Due to the typhoon yesterday, I have stayed at home most of the time and rest. It was a relaxing day. Today I feel like it is Monday again, but the weekend is coming, that means Olympics is coming. I just want to tell you that I am super excited for that.

My grandparents are coming back from US this Friday, and I am going to pick them up tomorrow night after work. Hence, I am going to miss the Olympics open ceremony.

Go China!

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Fuck! Fuck! And fuck you more!

I do not FUCKING want to work in a FUCKING bank again!

FUCK this fucking piece of FUCKING piece of god damn shit!

Son of a motherfucking bitch.

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When we read the news and see people commit suicide over work pressure and we often say, "That is stupid, those people are stupid." People, it is easier said than done. Now I know why they commit suicide, if I have to work here for a year, I probably cannot take the pressure and kill myself as well.

Fuck this, three weeks left, I am acting and singing. For those of you who say it is dreamy and impossible, go fuck yourself in the mirror. As I will prove you wrong, you filthy whore.

Monday, August 4, 2008

2008-2009 semester goal.

1. Maintain 3.0 and above GPA.
2. Create a dove act.
3. Learn photoshop. But first I have to get photoshop from someone:P
4. Not skip more than 1 badminton class because I know if it is an easy A class, I would skip a lot.
5. Make lots of new friends.

Upset on unfairness

I am really upset from yesterday. I hope for those of you who read this do not think of me as blaming and bringing up excuse for not winning. Basically I will appreciate for those who are better than me and got in finals, but I really cannot forget the fact that my magician friend there told me that one of the final contestants got in ever year because they are members of Hong Kong Magicians Association and are really close to the judges, and the other final contestants represents Hong Kong for some competitions before and they have to give him some respect.

Personally I think it is really unfair for me, I do admit that some of the acts do beat my act and I really admire how good they are. But I cannot believe that some of the acts that I believe doesn't stand near getting into finals got in. Simply the fact that I won some International magic competitions and won a prestigious award from the Magic Castle this year and do not even get into finals because of some Hong Kong relationship problems drives me crazy.

You tell me, how can a same act got 2nd runner-up can represents US and get 2nd-runner up at a world contest does not get into finals of a local contest. It. Does. Not. Make. Sense.

Period.

Friday, August 1, 2008

New close-up mat

I went to the wood store this early morning to pick up my new close-up mat and I am very satisfied with it:)

This is the one I am going to use for competition, wish me good luck!

Cheers.